Mom Says She's Not Here: Don't you hate when people post in their blogs with a post that says something like, "Hey, I won't be posting today," or some such?

That's because popular bloggers would probably have people beating down their doors, worried for their safety, if they missed a day of blogging. It's like not being able to get a hold of your Mom on the phone for a 24 hour period. You know, eventually you start to worry.

Not this blog, though. This blog, people get worried when I do post.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.