Guest Blogger: In the spirit of other blogs, I am going to introduce guest bloggers in this forum as well. Since I don't have any actual friends to invite, I am instead going to have to resort to publicity hungry celebrities.

This week's guest blogger is Osama bin Laden. You may know bin Laden as the star of many internet cartoons and Shockwave games, and a regular cover boy for the Weekly World News.

Please give it up for Osama Bin Laden.