Todaybor Day Is Labor Day: The Grammy-winning "Weird Al" Yankovic has a song about laziness. It's called "Calling In Sick," and it mocks our propensity towards finding recreation in the pointless. One verse proudly declares:

I could shine my pennies or clean my lava lamp
I could spend all day in my underwear
watching Ernest Goes To Camp
I could sit and count my hair
I could burp my Tupperware
I'm not busy now anyway
Hey

I'm callin' in sick today

Well, I finally have a day off, first time in forever. And Ernest Goes To Camp is not on the agenda.

And neither is blogging. Have a great holiday, everybody!